A Wisconsin judge says it’s not only illegal to drink the milk from your own cow (farmer or not) but it’s illegal to grow your own food. Basically, should we be forced to rely on the literal fruits of our labors we would be breaking the law.


“With this sweeping denial of basic rights, the judge refused to recognize any distinction between public and private activity; moreover, he was holding that the government had the power to regulate people’s efforts to grow and raise their own food”


(1) Plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to own and use a dairy cow or a dairy herd;

(2) Plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to consume the milk from their own cow;

(5) Plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to produce and consume the foods of their choice;

The Judge is right to intervene. We shouldn’t allow people to consume anything that could be considered un-healthy. Unless of course it tastes good and increases tax revenues.


Buffaloes > Horses

While you were busy watching cowboy movies in which some bald-faced pussies pranced around on their little horses, Buffalo Jones was letting your mom ride his buffalo… and then he gave her a ride home on his other buffalo (see what I did right there?).


Flying over the world. No biggy.

Take that Cincinnati

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Grass Roots

Some Grass Roots Comedy.

Directed by Paul Villanova

Starring Dave Hurley and Dennis Hurley

Hingham Bitches.