And the crazy thing, man – are you ready for it? – the really crazy thing is this: it’s all a metaphor. Whoa! Check it out – so the checkered pants are like a metaphor for our rights, man, get it? And then the Man is like a metaphor for… Like, did you ever see that movie Metropolis and the dude lives in the tallest building in the city and runs everything. Oh man, and that’s like a metaphor too! There’s like metaphors on top of metaphors. I can’t take this, man. Quick, pass me that joint…

So, what was I saying? Oh yea, so I have this reoccurring dream where I’m making out with Grace Slick – yea man, the Chrome Nun herself…

Way to go there buddy, I’m sure you grew up to be an Olympian or even better a human trafficker.

http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/wi-judge-denies-basic-property-rights.htm

“With this sweeping denial of basic rights, the judge refused to recognize any distinction between public and private activity; moreover, he was holding that the government had the power to regulate people’s efforts to grow and raise their own food”

http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/docs/Zinniker-order-09-09-11-on-mot-4-clarification.PDF

(1) Plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to own and use a dairy cow or a dairy herd;

(2) Plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to consume the milk from their own cow;

(5) Plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to produce and consume the foods of their choice;

The Judge is right to intervene. We shouldn’t allow people to consume anything that could be considered un-healthy. Unless of course it tastes good and increases tax revenues.