This is my iPhone. There are many like it but this one is mine. My iPhone is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my iPhone is useless. Without my iPhone I am useless. I must find apps for my iPhone. I must [...]
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Full Metal iPhone Sleeve
Posted in Consumeritis on May 25, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Guns R Fun
Posted in Consumeritis, Uncategorized on May 5, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Mixing guns with kids is usually a bad idea, usually. Enter Buzz Bee. At the forefront of modern weapon technology, BB mixes laser purpose with ball rumbling style sort of like capris. When I initially came across these weapons a friend brought one over and I was erect at first sight. I grasped the smooth [...]
At least offer a 30-day trial period!
Posted in Consumeritis on May 3, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
The above video is from a graduation speech at something-or-other college in Texas. These evangelical folks should really think about revamping there sales force. I mean, lets think of religion like a product, what did that girl just offer? Not much: a boat load of guilt and a slim chance of eternal salvation, side-effects include [...]
Buy this shit!
Posted in Consumeritis on April 19, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
No money down! No interest! No payments for 60 days! No credit? No shirt? No shoes? No pot to piss in? No problem! Buy this shit in the next 5 minutes and we’ll double your order! FOR FREE!!! (separate shipping, taxes, and fees apply) But wait, buy this shit with your credit card and we’ll [...]
How else would we manage the salted beef surplus?
Posted in Consumeritis on May 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Meat + Lasers = your business card. I’m blinded by the science! And yes, feel free to contact me about hiring my incredible photoshop skills.
Welcome to the future
Posted in Consumeritis on April 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m holding out for a better model
I can hardly wait to get my new… Fiat!?
Posted in Consumeritis on March 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
From Reuters: The Italian industrial group first announced its plans for a partnership with Chrysler in January. It is to give technology for small cars and access to foreign markets in exchange for a stake in Chrysler and entry into the U.S. market. That Italian industrial group is, of course, Fiat. GM, having not yet [...]
Hours of Juvenille Fun
Posted in Consumeritis on March 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
What the McFuck!?
Posted in Consumeritis, tagged commercials, McDonald's on March 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A tip: get high first Also noteworthy: And:
For relaxing times… and also for those times when a stray cat turns into a Japanese woman.
Posted in Consumeritis, tagged commercials, japan on March 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I was shocked and elated to find there is actually a Japanese whisky called Suntory. Even more so when I saw their commercials: And they don’t just make whisky:
