It’s 1968, do you know where your daughter is?

It’s like, there used to be all these hip girls in checkered pants, man. But, like, where did they all go? I’ll tell you man. All these cats were out there dancing and having fun in their checkered pants, and the Man can’t abide that, no sir, man. So the Man goes to his government lap dogs and says, “make these checkered pants go away.” And voila, man. No more checkered pants.

And the crazy thing, man – are you ready for it? – the really crazy thing is this: it’s all a metaphor. Whoa! Check it out – so the checkered pants are like a metaphor for our rights, man, get it? And then the Man is like a metaphor for… Like, did you ever see that movie Metropolis and the dude lives in the tallest building in the city and runs everything. Oh man, and that’s like a metaphor too! There’s like metaphors on top of metaphors. I can’t take this, man. Quick, pass me that joint…

So, what was I saying? Oh yea, so I have this reoccurring dream where I’m making out with Grace Slick – yea man, the Chrome Nun herself…

Southie

Oh yea, it’s true:

Do you have it?

Way to go there buddy, I’m sure you grew up to be an Olympian or even better a human trafficker.

Juggalo

Not safe for Work. (it’s juggalos duh)

Economy.

People didn’t realize until today that the economic downturn was killing jobs.

Wub Wub

Math made simple

Not so fast there cowboy

A Wisconsin judge says it’s not only illegal to drink the milk from your own cow (farmer or not) but it’s illegal to grow your own food. Basically, should we be forced to rely on the literal fruits of our labors we would be breaking the law.

http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/wi-judge-denies-basic-property-rights.htm

“With this sweeping denial of basic rights, the judge refused to recognize any distinction between public and private activity; moreover, he was holding that the government had the power to regulate people’s efforts to grow and raise their own food”

http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/docs/Zinniker-order-09-09-11-on-mot-4-clarification.PDF

(1) Plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to own and use a dairy cow or a dairy herd;

(2) Plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to consume the milk from their own cow;

(5) Plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to produce and consume the foods of their choice;

The Judge is right to intervene. We shouldn’t allow people to consume anything that could be considered un-healthy. Unless of course it tastes good and increases tax revenues.

Buffaloes > Horses

While you were busy watching cowboy movies in which some bald-faced pussies pranced around on their little horses, Buffalo Jones was letting your mom ride his buffalo… and then he gave her a ride home on his other buffalo (see what I did right there?).

Earth

Flying over the world. No biggy.